今年流行的話

1、我是一個(gè)小淘氣，偶爾使你會(huì)生氣，可你千萬(wàn)別賭氣，跟我無(wú)故來(lái)嘔氣，我會(huì)改掉臭脾氣，讓你歡天又喜地，從此天涯相伴有福氣!

2、女孩吃吧吃吧不是罪，再胖的人也有權(quán)利去增肥。苗條背后其實(shí)是憔悴，愛(ài)你的人不會(huì)在意你的腰圍。嘗嘗闊別已久美食的滋味。就算撐死也是一種美

3、你整天喝狼酒邁犬步，唱情歌兒走山路，梳著失戀的頭型，趕著多情的腳步，長(zhǎng)了一雙撿破爛兒的眼珠子，還總尋找愛(ài)情的雨露。

4、吸煙傷肺，喝酒傷胃，桑拿太貴，旅游太累，到歌廳高消費(fèi)，打麻將賭博干擾社會(huì)，買點(diǎn)彩票經(jīng)濟(jì)卻不實(shí)惠!

5、外語(yǔ)不及格，證明你愛(ài)國(guó);整天亂擺闊，其實(shí)沒(méi)老婆;長(zhǎng)個(gè)小肚子，楞裝彌勒佛;到處喳喳叫，像個(gè)大蟈蟈。

6、男人憤怒時(shí)無(wú)話可說(shuō)，女人憤怒時(shí)啥話都說(shuō)。男人像桃子，外軟內(nèi)硬，要慢吃慢咬;女人像雞蛋，外硬內(nèi)軟，要輕拿輕放。

7、我們的宗旨是：過(guò)一會(huì)美一會(huì)，不能對(duì)自己有愧;過(guò)一天樂(lè)一天，不把難過(guò)留心間;過(guò)一年爽一年，堅(jiān)決不存一分錢(qián)!

8、你吃東西歡天喜地，搞破壞翻天覆地，失戀后呼天搶地，借錢(qián)時(shí)求天拜地，現(xiàn)在總算結(jié)婚了，真是謝天謝地。

9、因?yàn)槟腥舜中�，所以女人貼心;因?yàn)槟腥苏\(chéng)心，所以女人動(dòng)心;因?yàn)槟腥苏嫘�，所以女人放�?因?yàn)槟腥嘶ㄐ模�所以女人傷�?

10、一回生兩回熟三回路邊走四回逛街口，五回出入手牽手六回有空摟一摟，七回許愿池里硬幣投八回幸福生活有眉頭，九回經(jīng)濟(jì)困難天天愁十回有了新歡拜拜嘍!

11、你說(shuō)我神經(jīng)，來(lái)了120;你說(shuō)我多情，驚動(dòng)了110。你哭哭啼啼，121就下雨;你發(fā)一發(fā)火，119就找我!

12、上帝給我一雙腳，教我如何屹立不倒，可我只學(xué)會(huì)了--逃跑;上帝給我挺拔的腰，教我如何百折不撓，可我只學(xué)會(huì)了--招搖!

13、你是風(fēng)兒我是沙，我是葉兒你是花，你乖別人都在夸，沒(méi)你我會(huì)去酒吧，憂傷一醉地上爬，想你念你天也塌，酒醉過(guò)后大街趴，警-察叔叔送回家!

14、網(wǎng)絡(luò)都是欺騙人!網(wǎng)友網(wǎng)友，網(wǎng)得一無(wú)所有!網(wǎng)戀網(wǎng)戀，網(wǎng)得總是失戀!網(wǎng)吧網(wǎng)吧，網(wǎng)得一身傷疤!網(wǎng)絡(luò)網(wǎng)絡(luò)，網(wǎng)得心碎墮落!

15、大學(xué)四年——大一：大學(xué)路還是平坦的，心順;大二：大學(xué)還是要四年念完的，心煩;大三：大學(xué)還是沒(méi)念完的，心急;大四：大學(xué)還是在苦念的，心碎!

16、花樣小酒天天有，整完白酒整啤酒;強(qiáng)中自有強(qiáng)中手，不全撂倒誓不走;酒過(guò)三巡情飛揚(yáng)，誰(shuí)也不扶就扶墻;酣然一夢(mèng)似斷腸，醒來(lái)一看是茅房!

17、天氣預(yù)報(bào)：今天白天有點(diǎn)想你，下午轉(zhuǎn)大至暴想，心情將由此降低五度，受此低情緒影響，預(yù)計(jì)此類天氣將持續(xù)到見(jiàn)到你為止。

18、如果我是狐貍你是獵人，你會(huì)追我嗎?如果我是茶葉你是開(kāi)水，你會(huì)泡我嗎?如果我是汽車你是司機(jī)，你會(huì)駕我嗎?如果你是錢(qián)我是存折，我一定會(huì)取你的。

19、愛(ài)空空情空空，自己流浪在街中;人空空錢(qián)空空，單身苦命在打工;事空空業(yè)空空，想來(lái)想去就發(fā)瘋;手機(jī)空沒(méi)錢(qián)充，生活所迫不輕松;總之四大皆空。

20、獨(dú)坐相思椅，手握相思筆，望著相思月，想著相思的你，寫(xiě)著相思信，句句相思語(yǔ)，滴滴相思淚。想的就是你!

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非常經(jīng)典有深度的電影英文臺(tái)詞

1.一個(gè)人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風(fēng)景，聽(tīng)陌生的歌，然后在某個(gè)不經(jīng)意的瞬間，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)，原本是費(fèi)盡心機(jī)想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福，不是長(zhǎng)生不老，不是大魚(yú)大肉，不是權(quán)傾朝野。幸福是每一個(gè)微小的生活愿望達(dá)成。當(dāng)你想吃的時(shí)候有得吃，想被愛(ài)的時(shí)候有人來(lái)愛(ài)你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.愛(ài)情是燈，友情是影子，當(dāng)燈滅了，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以給你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我愛(ài)你不是因?yàn)槟闶钦l(shuí)，而是我在你面前可以是誰(shuí)。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.愛(ài)情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負(fù)重�？上�，大多數(shù)人的愛(ài)情，都是負(fù)重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我們每個(gè)人都生活在各自的過(guò)去中，人們會(huì)用一分鐘的時(shí)間去認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)人，用一小時(shí)的時(shí)間去喜歡一個(gè)人，再用一天的時(shí)間去愛(ài)上一個(gè)人，到最后呢，卻要用一輩子的時(shí)間去忘記一個(gè)人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一個(gè)人一生可以愛(ài)上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后，你就會(huì)明白一起的傷痛其實(shí)是一種財(cái)富，它讓你學(xué)會(huì)更好地去把握和珍惜你愛(ài)的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年輕的時(shí)候會(huì)想要談很多次戀愛(ài)，但是隨著年齡的增長(zhǎng)，終于領(lǐng)悟到愛(ài)一個(gè)人，就算用一輩子的時(shí)間，還是會(huì)嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個(gè)人，體諒這個(gè)人，直到愛(ài)上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.當(dāng)明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不www.lookme-vision.com再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在不知不覺(jué)中已被時(shí)間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車?yán)铮�與相鄰列車交錯(cuò)時(shí)，仿佛自己在前進(jìn)的錯(cuò)覺(jué)，而是我們真實(shí)的在成長(zhǎng)，在這件事里成了另一個(gè)自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.離開(kāi)我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會(huì)遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾經(jīng)擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬于自己的，不要放棄。已經(jīng)失去的，留作回憶。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜歡并習(xí)慣了對(duì)變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會(huì)知道什么是最不會(huì)被時(shí)間拋棄的準(zhǔn)則。比如愛(ài)一個(gè)人，充滿變數(shù)，我于是后退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見(jiàn)真誠(chéng)的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的愛(ài)是俯視而生，而女人的愛(ài)是仰視而生。如果愛(ài)情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的愛(ài)情是你通過(guò)一個(gè)人看到整個(gè)世界，壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前，應(yīng)該一直留有一個(gè)地方，獨(dú)自留在那里。然后去愛(ài)。不知道是什么，不知道是誰(shuí)，不知道如何去愛(ài)，也不知道可以愛(ài)多久。只是等待一次愛(ài)情，也許永遠(yuǎn)都沒(méi)有人�？墒�，這種等待，就是愛(ài)情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有誰(shuí)不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發(fā)現(xiàn)，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛(ài)的很深，很深，來(lái)日歲月，會(huì)讓你知道，它不過(guò)很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛(ài)，必須和時(shí)日一起成長(zhǎng)。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在這個(gè)世界上，只有真正快樂(lè)的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂(lè)。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒(méi)有感性，就要理性;如果沒(méi)有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個(gè)都沒(méi)有了，她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的愛(ài)情，需要的不是傷心，而是時(shí)間，一段可以用來(lái)遺忘的時(shí)間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.

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